The first and the most radical approach, I think, would be to just flat out ask her: “Would you like to get in bed with me?” Sure, a few cheeks were hurt during the implementation of this approach, but a good number of its adherents were rewarded with good nights. It’s a risk you may or may not take.

If the first approach does not appeal to you, you may go with the other approaches available. You could flirt your way into her bed or your bed. Flirting is, as you know, the most usual way of getting a girl to bed. Meet somebody, flirt yourself silly, and the next step is up to you. If you go this way, make sure that you flirt clearly. You can’t afford to confuse a girl so much as to drive her away. Be very clear that what you offer, what you hide behind your black cape is the way to a comfortable bed. Picture it and proceed. Keep the image of the bed and the girl in mind while flirting. The image may just pop in the girl’s head and make things go fast.

Or you can just bring lots of cash, buy everyone a beer and approach the drunkest girl in the room. Make sure that they know that you were the one giving them the booze. After they’re very drunk, they’ll be very appreciative. I’m sure the beer goggle theory works both ways. If the girl is drunk enough, you might start looking like Sam Worthington and, again, life is easier. The only foreseeable issue with this approach is that the girl may end up sleeping, and just sleeping, in your bed. So, I suppose, you need to make sure she’s not that drunk. You might need to regulate the flow of booze a little bit.

How to get a girl in bed? There are established ways. Some are stated here, while others are waiting to be discovered.